December 2009
51 posts
No, I'm not on camera live
akateism: come see me! im on cam live @ <http://redacted virus link.com<
It appears I’ve got some kind of AIM virus
(i know i know, who uses AIM anymore? Well, it’s the preferred Gawker mode of communication, the only thing I use it for. Long live gchat….)
Anyway, this bitch decides to send out messages about ringtones (lolz!) and being on camera live at various virus...
WatchThings White People Like #92834658: Japanese Steak Houses
It’s true.
(Last night with my family in Novi, MI)
(Related: Things White People Like # 92834659: Novi, Michigan)
New York bars with fireplaces →
thedeadline:
Now for a totally normal new Christmas tradition: a screening of “The Hangover.”
Just finished it as well. With the whooole family. Totally normal.
“A Nigerian man claiming ties to al-Qaida tried to light a powder aboard a...”
– Officials: Possible terror attack on U.S. jetliner - Crime & courts- msnbc.com
Oh god. This is scary. I know dozens of people coming in and out of Detroit today… So glad everyone on this flight was safe and that officials have detained the man. Goes to show this stuff is never in...
Jezebel's Top 25 Posts Of 2009: Models, Muppets,... →
My mom just said, “well- I hated my other phone and had to get a new one because people were texting me and I was getting sore thumbs”
“So he’s prank-calling local news-talk radio shows as “Barry From...”
– Barack Obama Wants to Be at Work Today Just as Much as You Do, America - Barack Obama - Gawker
LoL, everyone
Get out yo fone. Go to your Custom Dictionary.
I’ve been wanting to do this post for a while. I was looking at the “custom dictionary” in my blackberry and cracking up at the words that I saw I’ve typed. I really think this gives a fantastic peek into a slice of my life, where i hang out, and casual/slang vocabulary (textabulary?).
Some of the gems:
aghhhhhh
airtrain
alexface
asshole
bacaro
bahahahaha
banh...
Snowpocalypse 2k9 in DC!!! I haven’t seen this much snow in 24 hours in a long time, and I’m from Michigan.
Me: how was the everclear
Andy: ha, how do you think it was
Andy: i used it for aftershave this morning
Company Party: 10:37 AM, Morning After
fek:
There should be some kind of digital marathon clock above the elevator that just ticks away at the actual time. Our start time is 10:00 AM, and our CEO and his assistant are saying hello to everyone as they walk in. When I got here:
Sales Force: 0-4. Big win for them.
Interns: None. 0-at least 5. To be expected.
Editorial, including myself: 5-1. Shockingly. Our missing rank has a “court...
brooklynbased:
Blame the landlord. No more Monkeytown: http://brooklynbased.net/dont-quote-us
Noooo! This is sad.
Anticipates Your Presence!
miltnr:
A friend of mine had her email jacked by a spam bot, but the resulting email (which I assume is a bad computer translation) is hilarious:
Dear friend! Recommends the net shopping station to you: www.unsico.com this is a scale very big company, it is a network sale company which establishes by many famous brand company synthesis.This company mainly sells the motor, the computer, the...
ew r u from pre 2005
me: do it
Austin: haha
Austin: like maybe i will think about the possibility of doing it right now or something
me: HAHA
me: are you tired
me: is your finger tired from clicking the mouse
Austin: i dont even have a mouse!
Austin: ew r u from pre 2005
me: omg
me: i mean the mouse trackpad!
Austin: ahahahaha
me: whatevs
december oh-mine
wetsounds:
erykah badu’s “tyrone,” movies by hal ashby and hal hartley, cooking kale with garlic, liquiteria’s smoothie “the killer,” trips to the chiropractor, hanging out on delancey street, j. & j. casablancas at terminal 5 in january, beginning piano lessons, cashmere socks, june in maui, rome.
kale with garlic is my drunk food. i can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken...
買ったCD: Shark? →
dogandponyshow:
The other day in Brooklyn, the band Dinosaur Feathers for both exchanges. Mini album “Fear!” Is better remind me of GBV Gashagasha recording. “I’m An Animal” is a slick introduction to the Rite Towa keyboard has been carefully recorded. Mark E. Smith singing or sometimes New Fast Automatic Daffodils people would like
If anyone can get a better translation of this than Google...
precis:
Sia - Breathe Me
